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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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