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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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