ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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