ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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