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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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