ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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