ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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