ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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