ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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