ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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