ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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