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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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