ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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