ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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