ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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