ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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