ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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