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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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