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MONDAY, 23 AUGUST 1971
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
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