ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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