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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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