ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
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