ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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