ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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