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THURSDAY, 4 JANUARY 1973
Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
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