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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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