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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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