ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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