ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The bins are now fortnightly.
The council tax is still monthly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
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- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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