ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
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- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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