ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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