ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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