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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
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- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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