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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
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