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Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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