ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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