ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your complaint has been escalated.
It is now ignored by someone more senior.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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