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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
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