ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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