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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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