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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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