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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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