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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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