ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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