ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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