ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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