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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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