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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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