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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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