ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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